What Would Be The Result if Certain SEOs/SEMs Mated?

What would be the effect if the following well known search marketing professionals mated?

Rand Fishkin and Todd Malicoat

Neil Patel and Cameron Olthuis

Jarrod Hunt and Carolyn Shelby

Rhea Drysdale and Loren Baker

Kim Krause Berg and Bill Slawski

Danny Sullivan and Jim Boykin

Vanessa Fox and Mike McDonald?

Joe Whyte has put together an excellent piece of linkbait based on the popular segment “If They Mated” on Late Night With Conan O’Brien. Had my morning coffee been ready when I saw this, I would have spit it out all over my computer screen. What about you? Are you ready to fall back in your chair laughing. Then proceed to check it out.